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Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt
Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt

Conspiracy Theory - Unisex T-Shirt

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A GOP Production. Plot Summary: Rare earth elements, essential for electric vehicles, wind turbines and solar panels, are scarce on Earth but plentiful on the secret planet Obamatron. Democrats, in order to keep the Green New Deal alive, sign a pact with Obamatronian-Americans Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and AOC to ship rare earth elements from Obamatron to the USA in exchange for white women from red states. It's an elaborate and devious plot and the only man who can stop it is Donald J. Trump!

Also available in women's tee and unisex hoodie. Prefer this design on a different type or style garment? Just let us know and we'll get on it!

  • 100% ring-spun cotton for super comfy softness
  • Lightweight fabric. Prefer a heavier tee? Just let us know.  
  • Printed directly into the fabric for a smooth, natural finish
  • Preshrunk. Semi-fitted - fits closely but not snugly
  • Neck and shoulder taping for comfort and durability
  • Seamless double needle 3/4" collar and double needle sleeve & bottom hems
  • Runs true to size, but if you're between sizes, take the larger one.  
SIZE CHART
Sizes Width (IN) Length (IN) Sleeve Center Back (IN)
XS 16 26.5 8
S 18 28 8.25
M 20 29.25 8.5
L 22 30.25 8.75
XL 24 31.25 9
2XL 26 32.5 9.25
3XL 28 33.5 9.5
4XL 30 34.5 9.75

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean


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