Conspiracy Theory - Unisex Sweatshirt
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A GOP Production. Plot Summary: Rare earth elements, essential for electric vehicles, wind turbines and solar panels, are scarce on Earth but plentiful on the secret planet Obamatron. Democrats, in order to keep the Green New Deal alive, sign a pact with Obamatronian-Americans Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton and AOC to ship rare earth elements from Obamatron to the USA in exchange for white women from red states. It's an elaborate and devious plot and the only man who can stop it is Donald J. Trump!
Also available in women's and unisex tee. Prefer this design on a different type or style garment? Just let us know and we'll get on it!
- Loose fit. Runs true to size.
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester
- Preshrunk fleece knit is super comfy
- Air jet yarn for a softer fabric
- Ribbed knit collar with seam
- Double needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs for extra strength and durability
SIZE CHART
| Sizes | Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Sleeve Center Back (IN) |
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron ; Do not dry clean